You know you're driving an MGB when...
- When you go to get your vehicle inspected and the mechanic says "It's free, I don't charge for toys".
- When you drive through a toll booth and have to do a hook shot to get the coins in the basket.
- When you go to the drive-in bank teller and it takes her 15 minutes to see you.
- When you go through an automatic car wash and you start hydroplaning.
- When the floor of your garage holds more oil than your crankcase.
- When you win 1st prize at a Limbo contest while driving your MGB.
- When all the girls at the beach smile more at the car than at you.
- When your MGB overheats while smiling back at the girls at the beach.
- When you're out for a drive and the birds get points for direct hits.
- When you can use your MGB for a golf cart on the course.
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