MGA Owner's Top 10

"Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear an MGA Owner Say."

Written by Bill Eastman – 2006-04-02
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The Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear an MGA Owner Say...

# 10 - Well, the A failed emissions again.

# 9 - Roll up the window, dear, I am getting a draft.

# 8 - Don't worry, it won't leak on your new driveway.

# 7 - My first gear syncro is weak.

# 6 - Do you think the backfire could be caused by a bad gulp valve?

# 5 - The defroster should melt that ice in a minute or two.

# 4 - First one to the next stop light gets the pink slip.

# 3 - So what if it's raining, we'll stay dry.

# 2 - No problem, just throw it in the trunk.

And the # 1 thing you will never hear an MGA owner say...

# 1 - Lets take the freeway, I just hate those twisty back roads.

— MGA Owner's Top 10 —

Written by Bill Eastman – Created 2006-04-02 Published 2006-04-02
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