You Know You're Driving an MGB When...

Article written by Don Lavoie – Published on 2007-12-18
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You know you're driving an MGB when...

When you go to get your vehicle inspected and the mechanic says "It's free, I don't charge for toys".
When you drive through a toll booth and have to do a hook shot to get the coins in the basket.
When you go to the drive-in bank teller and after it takes her 15 minutes to finally see you, she opens the drawer and it hits you in the head.
When you go through an automatic car wash and you start hydroplaning.
When the floor of your garage holds more oil than your crankcase.
When you win 1st prize at a Limbo contest while driving your MGB.
When all the girls at the beach smile more at the car than at you.
When your MGB overheats while smiling back at the girls at the beach.
When you're out for a drive and the birds get points for direct hits.
When you can use your MGB for a golf cart on the course.

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Article by Don Lavoie – Published 2007-12-18

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