You Know You're Driving an MGB When...

All too familiar for MGB drivers!

Written by Don Lavoie – 2007-12-18
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You know you're driving an MGB when...

When you go to get your vehicle inspected and the mechanic says "It's free, I don't charge for toys".
When you drive through a toll booth and have to do a hook shot to get the coins in the basket.
When you go to the drive-in bank teller and it takes her 15 minutes to see you.
When you go through an automatic car wash and you start hydroplaning.
When the floor of your garage holds more oil than your crankcase.
When you win 1st prize at a Limbo contest while driving your MGB.
When all the girls at the beach smile more at the car than at you.
When your MGB overheats while smiling back at the girls at the beach.
When you're out for a drive and the birds get points for direct hits.
When you can use your MGB for a golf cart on the course.

— You Know You're Driving an MGB When... —

Written by Don Lavoie – Created 2007-12-18 Published 2007-12-18
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