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MG Murray Monte Murray Folsom Louisiana, USA 1979 MG MGB	Posted: November 09, 2006 09:01AM Registered: 6 years ago Posts: 3,144

Number 10- Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.

Number 8- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

Number 7- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6- Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the
stairs.

Number 5- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 3- Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006-
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of homeland
security.

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RSS R SS Virginia, USA 1969 MG MGB GT 1971 MG MGB GT 1973 MG MGB 1985 AC Catalina 25/TR/SK 2003 Mazda Protege 5 → more	Posted: November 09, 2006 09:09AM Registered: 6 years ago Posts: 8,791

MG Murray Wrote:

Quote: Number 8- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

...and these days chocolate looks really good. It sucks getting old.... devil smiley

Congress is proposing a bill that would give President Obama a kill switch that he could use to freeze all activity on the Internet if there were a national emergency. The kill switch goes by the top-secret name Microsoft Windows. –Conan O'Brien

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Re: 10 things to ponder #3
JustinMG Justin Hewitt Capetown, South Africa 1962 MG Midget MkI "Noddy"	Posted: November 09, 2006 09:52AM Registered: 6 years ago Posts: 70

love # 10 getting old is in the mind
have more sex smiling smiley

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Re: 10 things to ponder #4
blundgren Brian Lundgren Elgin, TX, USA 1975 MG MGB 1979 MG MGB	Posted: November 09, 2006 12:08PM Registered: 8 years ago Posts: 3,816

JustinMG Wrote:

Quote: love # 10 getting old is in the mind
have more sex

That's what I TRY to explain to my wife! Maybe you can tell her??? smiling smiley

Brian Lundgren
Central Texas
'79 B with wires and OD
'75 Yeller B

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it! :beer:

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