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I failed my exam. #1
peter d peter h yorkshire, United Kingdom 1958 MG MGA Coupe 1977 MG MGB "Abomination"	Posted: July 14, 2012 01:58PM Registered: 1 year ago Posts: 748

My teacher said a 5 Watt light bulb was brighter than me. sad smiley

But i was proud of my answers in this exam. smoking smiley

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10.. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11.. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12.. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13.. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Can you believe it he failed me!! No Justice in this world. hot smiley

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Re: I failed my exam. #2
LaVerne LaVerne Downey Colorado, USA 1952 MG TD "Black Bitch" 1954 MG TF "Green Hornet" 1969 MG MGB	Posted: July 14, 2012 09:28PM Registered: 5 years ago Posts: 4,400

Your'e so bright he called you son. smoking smiley

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Re: I failed my exam. #3
gooser Drake Myers Danville Va, USA	Posted: July 14, 2012 10:09PM Registered: 5 years ago Posts: 6,995

i would've failed you also. napoleon never died in no battle.

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Re: I failed my exam. #4
melbaver Chris Howells Broadwater NSW, Australia 1968 MG MGB "Moneypit" 1996 Jeep Cherokee "Shopping Trolley"	Posted: July 15, 2012 01:59AM Registered: 5 years ago Posts: 5,089

In reply to # 2120262 by gooser i would've failed you also. napoleon never died in no battle.

Was either stomach cancer or arsenic poisoning whilst imprisoned by the English.

Mind you, what sort of examiner asks a wrong question?

Chris Howells

1968 MGB Purchased already dis-assembled which is why I'm often ignorant about what some parts are, and even more ignorant of where they go.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/15/2012 02:00AM by melbaver.

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Re: I failed my exam. #5
melbaver Chris Howells Broadwater NSW, Australia 1968 MG MGB "Moneypit" 1996 Jeep Cherokee "Shopping Trolley"	Posted: July 15, 2012 02:03AM Registered: 5 years ago Posts: 5,089

Would appear that not all signatures were at the bottom of the page either.

Chris Howells

1968 MGB Purchased already dis-assembled which is why I'm often ignorant about what some parts are, and even more ignorant of where they go.

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Re: I failed my exam. #6
Simon Simon Clowes Salem , Oregon, USA 1979 MG MGB "Big Red"	Posted: July 16, 2012 07:51AM Registered: 14 years ago Posts: 7,579

Also the capital of Washington isnt "W"

Actually, taking some "practice exams" towards Citizenship, I really had to laugh at some of the "multi-guess" answers they provided. For the question about "What are the two maion political Parties, one option was "Rocky and Bullwinkle". For the question on why people came to America, one option was "they wanted a sea cruise".

Therse are just the two that stuck out and I can remember.

1979 Roadster (Big Red) daily driver.
unknown GT somewhere in the future.
09 Accent

Don't got to bed made - stay up all night plotting revenge

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Re: I failed my exam. #7
gooser Drake Myers Danville Va, USA	Posted: July 16, 2012 11:04AM Registered: 5 years ago Posts: 6,995

where was your first home simon?

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Re: I failed my exam. #8
magnette1 Andrew Murdoch Busselton, W.A., Australia 1956 MG Magnette ZA 1973 MG MGB GT 1977 Ford Escort 2010 Suzuki MC DL650 V-Strom	Posted: July 17, 2012 09:07AM Registered: 4 years ago Posts: 1,343

Don't worry, be happy!

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Re: I failed my exam. #9
Simon Simon Clowes Salem , Oregon, USA 1979 MG MGB "Big Red"	Posted: July 18, 2012 07:44AM Registered: 14 years ago Posts: 7,579

In reply to # 2121510 by gooser where was your first home simon?

First home was England until I was 6yr (1967), then 32 yeasr in Australia (Australaian Citizen), and been in Oregon since 1999.

Becoming an Aussie citizen was funny, as I had to swear I would no longer obey the Queen of England, and would now obey teh Queen of Australia. Huh??

1979 Roadster (Big Red) daily driver.
unknown GT somewhere in the future.
09 Accent

Don't got to bed made - stay up all night plotting revenge

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Re: I failed my exam. #10
JackMG Jack Lindler Greenville,SC, USA	Posted: July 18, 2012 07:47AM Registered: 7 years ago Posts: 14,904

Now, that's funny, Simon!

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Re: I failed my exam. #11
peter d peter h yorkshire, United Kingdom 1958 MG MGA Coupe 1977 MG MGB "Abomination"	Posted: July 18, 2012 09:56AM Registered: 1 year ago Posts: 748

I always thought the Queen of Australia was called Priscilla.
Hmm funny lot down there. smoking smiley

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