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kwinzee Ron Weber Hamilton, Ontario, Canada 1972 MG MGB GT "Struggles" 1976 MG MGB "Knute" 2007 Chevrolet Trailblazer "Gray Whale"	Posted: July 11, 2012 04:58AM Registered: 3 years ago Posts: 5,542

A couple go to a marriage counsellor

The marriage counsellor talks to them one at a time and takes the wife first.

He asks her what her concerns are, to which she says that she has two.

First concern is that her husband is always picking his nose, and the second concern is that when they are making love, he never lets her on top.

So, the councellor asks the husband if he has any concerns, to which he says he has none.

The councellor says, "That's good, but your wife has a couple."

"First", he says, "she is concerned about you picking your nose all the time. Do you think that you could stop doing that?"

"Well", says the husband, "I suppose I could do that."

"Good." says the councellor, "The other concern, is that you never let her on top when you two make love, do you think that you could let her on top once in a while?"

"No, no way", says the husband.

"Why?" said the councellor.

"Well, it's something my dad taught me when I was just a youngster."

"Oh, and what would that be?"

"He told me to always keep my nose clean, and to never, EVER f**k up!!"

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riversidedan Dan burnett puyallup, USA	Posted: July 11, 2012 04:34PM Registered: 1 year ago Posts: 349

gal goes to the doctor and sez doc every time I sneeze I climax, doc sez what are ya doin about it? gal sez sniffin pepper

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