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Revenge fantasies devil smiley

Posted by 29desoto 
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Wayne Sanders
Outside Otis, OR - in the woods!, USA   usa
1965 MG MGB V6 Conversion "Tubby"
1977 MG MGB "Ole Yeller"
1979 MG MGB "Kermit"
1984 Chevrolet Corvette "The Green Weenie"
1994 Chevrolet S10 "Lil Red"
C'mon, everyone has them! Maybe twin .50 calibers behind your grill?

Watching TV today (it was rainy), I visualized one of mine.

At the PGA Tour event. Player hits ball towards the hole. Row in front of me, guy yells

"IN THE HOLE!!!"

I slip my Taser against his neck and pull the trigger. His knees buckle, bowels void, and in a slow motion action falls to the ground. A yellow puddle begins to form.

Wires still attached, I hit him again. "Unghhhh!" Puddle enlarges.

A hand grasps my shoulder. Half turns me, take Taser from me.

A willowy blonde play the drum solo from "Inna gadda da vida" on the trigger, and then drops it.

We walk off towards the parking lot, discussing dinner options.

Beat THAT for a rainy day!devil smiley



Wayne Sanders
Rose Lodge, OR

"I don't care to belong to any club that accepts people like me"-joined Willamette Valley Club in 2011

77 MGB - Four tone paint - some kind of electronic ignition - hood props - cheap tires - new springs all around - mixture of poly and rubber bushings - original exhaust - fuzzy seatcovers - stereo out of old F150 pickup - virtually no rust - right front wrecked and semi well repaired - just about right for me!

78 MGB - Done right by a good PO, and I only bought it. Tell Jim how nice it is. But I did put in a Datsun 5 speed.

79/65 MGB - Tubby - Carmine Red - V-6 - T-5
Going to do this one more right, less rat rod!

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Wyatt W
penguin point, drift ice, Antarctica   ata
..can't be done,.........and avoid a court ordered evaluation.....smoking smiley
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Robert Park
Los Molinos, CA, USA   usa
1967 Austin-Healey Sprite "Penelope"
1970 MG MGB GT "Parts For Sale!"
1971 Wolseley 16/60
1972 MG MGB GT "The Money Pit"
2004 BMW MINI Cooper S
Watching the US Open yesterday, some idiot yelled "Yabba dabba do."

Another group chanted "USA USA" after an Irish player's shot.

Idiots.



Rob.


"Now the problem you have is that when you have the unerring certainty of machinery, it is a machine. When something has foibles, it won’t handle properly, that gives it a particularly human quality because it makes mistakes. And that’s how you can build a relationship with a car that other people won’t get."
Jeremy Clarkson



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/18/2012 05:44AM by losmorob.

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Ron Weber
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada   can
1972 MG MGB GT "Struggles"
1976 MG MGB "Knute"
2007 Chevrolet Trailblazer "Gray Whale"
Yup, they're everywhere!!!
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Wyatt W
penguin point, drift ice, Antarctica   ata
...we're talkin golf here aren't we guys????....OK then, a suggestion to liven up the "sport"??.....land mines.....and a cause celeb public service too......smoking smiley

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Gerry Masterman
Prairieville, Louisiana, USA   usa
Liven up golf? I might be interested in golf if the method of moving the ball downrange would be via rifle or hand gun. Maybe by just barely striking the ball to apply "english?" Beating it with a club seems pointless to me
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Gary Ford
Gainesville, FL, USA   usa
Good plan except for the fact that the guy is in front of you when he voids his bowels, hot blonde may not want to go anywhere with you if you got crap on your shoes.



Gary
1974 DeTomaso Pantera (done!!)
1969 MGB (almost finished!!)
1973 Cougar XR7 Ragtop (next project in line)

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Jack Lindler
Greenville,SC, USA   usa
A very vivid imagination/fantasy you have there, Wayne! I, too, find that ass who has to yell "In the hole" at every stroke an annoyance while I'm watching on TV... Could it be more than one ass? They always sound just alike..every hole, every tournament...
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Ron Weber
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada   can
1972 MG MGB GT "Struggles"
1976 MG MGB "Knute"
2007 Chevrolet Trailblazer "Gray Whale"
Yup, especially the ass the yells 'in the hole' when they tee off on a par 5 hole, WTF???

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Wyatt W
penguin point, drift ice, Antarctica   ata
...wait a minnow!!....you guyz don't get all the ass's...we had some on the lake route, in case ya missed the headlines.....but lets get down to the real nitty gritty....do you REALLY like to watch golf...
... or are you guys just fashion shopping.....



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Wayne Sanders
Outside Otis, OR - in the woods!, USA   usa
1965 MG MGB V6 Conversion "Tubby"
1977 MG MGB "Ole Yeller"
1979 MG MGB "Kermit"
1984 Chevrolet Corvette "The Green Weenie"
1994 Chevrolet S10 "Lil Red"
We're still kind of waiting for the one the green in one at a par five, ain't we?

Being a fantasy, of course, no law enforcement or dirty shoes comes into the picture.

Let me tell you the one about driving along in my "B", and the four wheel drive truck comes up behind with the lights on bright.

I slip my hand towards the toggle switch marked "BALL BEARING RELEASE"...........smiling bouncing smiley



Wayne Sanders
Rose Lodge, OR

"I don't care to belong to any club that accepts people like me"-joined Willamette Valley Club in 2011

77 MGB - Four tone paint - some kind of electronic ignition - hood props - cheap tires - new springs all around - mixture of poly and rubber bushings - original exhaust - fuzzy seatcovers - stereo out of old F150 pickup - virtually no rust - right front wrecked and semi well repaired - just about right for me!

78 MGB - Done right by a good PO, and I only bought it. Tell Jim how nice it is. But I did put in a Datsun 5 speed.

79/65 MGB - Tubby - Carmine Red - V-6 - T-5
Going to do this one more right, less rat rod!

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