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Revenge fantasies #1
29desoto Wayne Sanders Outside Otis, OR - in the woods!, USA 1965 MG MGB V6 Conversion "Tubby" 1977 MG MGB "Ole Yeller" 1979 MG MGB "Kermit" 1984 Chevrolet Corvette "The Green Weenie" 1994 Chevrolet S10 "Lil Red"	Posted: June 17, 2012 10:53PM Registered: 3 years ago Posts: 6,202

C'mon, everyone has them! Maybe twin .50 calibers behind your grill?

Watching TV today (it was rainy), I visualized one of mine.

At the PGA Tour event. Player hits ball towards the hole. Row in front of me, guy yells

"IN THE HOLE!!!"

I slip my Taser against his neck and pull the trigger. His knees buckle, bowels void, and in a slow motion action falls to the ground. A yellow puddle begins to form.

Wires still attached, I hit him again. "Unghhhh!" Puddle enlarges.

A hand grasps my shoulder. Half turns me, take Taser from me.

A willowy blonde play the drum solo from "Inna gadda da vida" on the trigger, and then drops it.

We walk off towards the parking lot, discussing dinner options.

Beat THAT for a rainy day! devil smiley

Wayne Sanders
Rose Lodge, OR

"I don't care to belong to any club that accepts people like me"-joined Willamette Valley Club in 2011

77 MGB - Four tone paint - some kind of electronic ignition - hood props - cheap tires - new springs all around - mixture of poly and rubber bushings - original exhaust - fuzzy seatcovers - stereo out of old F150 pickup - virtually no rust - right front wrecked and semi well repaired - just about right for me!

78 MGB - Done right by a good PO, and I only bought it. Tell Jim how nice it is. But I did put in a Datsun 5 speed.

79/65 MGB - Tubby - Carmine Red - V-6 - T-5
Going to do this one more right, less rat rod!

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Re: Revenge fantasies #2
wyatt Wyatt W penguin point, drift ice, Antarctica 1958 Alfa Romeo Giulietta 1958 Alfa Romeo Giulietta 1960 MG MGA 1966 MG MGB	Posted: June 18, 2012 05:42AM Registered: 7 years ago Posts: 23,301

..can't be done,.........and avoid a court ordered evaluation..... smoking smiley

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Re: Revenge fantasies #3
losmorob Robert Park Los Molinos, CA, USA 1967 Austin-Healey Sprite "Penelope" 1970 MG MGB GT "Parts For Sale!" 1971 Wolseley 16/60 1972 MG MGB GT "The Money Pit" 2004 BMW MINI Cooper S	Posted: June 18, 2012 05:43AM Registered: 5 years ago Posts: 6,942

Watching the US Open yesterday, some idiot yelled "Yabba dabba do."

Another group chanted "USA USA" after an Irish player's shot.

Idiots.

Rob.

"Now the problem you have is that when you have the unerring certainty of machinery, it is a machine. When something has foibles, it won’t handle properly, that gives it a particularly human quality because it makes mistakes. And that’s how you can build a relationship with a car that other people won’t get."
Jeremy Clarkson

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Re: Revenge fantasies #4
kwinzee Ron Weber Hamilton, Ontario, Canada 1972 MG MGB GT "Struggles" 1976 MG MGB "Knute" 2007 Chevrolet Trailblazer "Gray Whale"	Posted: June 18, 2012 07:18AM Registered: 3 years ago Posts: 5,618

Yup, they're everywhere!!!

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Re: Revenge fantasies #5
wyatt Wyatt W penguin point, drift ice, Antarctica 1958 Alfa Romeo Giulietta 1958 Alfa Romeo Giulietta 1960 MG MGA 1966 MG MGB	Posted: June 18, 2012 07:53AM Registered: 7 years ago Posts: 23,301

...we're talkin golf here aren't we guys????....OK then, a suggestion to liven up the "sport"??.....land mines.....and a cause celeb public service too...... smoking smiley

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Re: Revenge fantasies #6
Gerry Gerry Masterman Prairieville, Louisiana, USA	Posted: June 18, 2012 11:22AM Registered: 14 years ago Posts: 18,685

Liven up golf? I might be interested in golf if the method of moving the ball downrange would be via rifle or hand gun. Maybe by just barely striking the ball to apply "english?" Beating it with a club seems pointless to me

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Re: Revenge fantasies #7
fordgt Gary Ford Gainesville, FL, USA	Posted: June 18, 2012 01:24PM Registered: 6 years ago Posts: 3,220

Good plan except for the fact that the guy is in front of you when he voids his bowels, hot blonde may not want to go anywhere with you if you got crap on your shoes.

Gary
1974 DeTomaso Pantera (done!!)
1969 MGB (almost finished!!)
1973 Cougar XR7 Ragtop (next project in line)

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Re: Revenge fantasies #8
JackMG Jack Lindler Greenville,SC, USA	Posted: June 18, 2012 01:40PM Registered: 7 years ago Posts: 14,904

A very vivid imagination/fantasy you have there, Wayne! I, too, find that ass who has to yell "In the hole" at every stroke an annoyance while I'm watching on TV... Could it be more than one ass? They always sound just alike..every hole, every tournament...

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Re: Revenge fantasies #9
kwinzee Ron Weber Hamilton, Ontario, Canada 1972 MG MGB GT "Struggles" 1976 MG MGB "Knute" 2007 Chevrolet Trailblazer "Gray Whale"	Posted: June 18, 2012 02:10PM Registered: 3 years ago Posts: 5,618

Yup, especially the ass the yells 'in the hole' when they tee off on a par 5 hole, WTF???

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Re: Revenge fantasies #10
wyatt Wyatt W penguin point, drift ice, Antarctica 1958 Alfa Romeo Giulietta 1958 Alfa Romeo Giulietta 1960 MG MGA 1966 MG MGB	Posted: June 18, 2012 03:13PM Registered: 7 years ago Posts: 23,301

...wait a minnow!!....you guyz don't get all the ass's...we had some on the lake route, in case ya missed the headlines.....but lets get down to the real nitty gritty....do you REALLY like to watch golf...
... or are you guys just fashion shopping.....

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Re: Revenge fantasies #11
29desoto Wayne Sanders Outside Otis, OR - in the woods!, USA 1965 MG MGB V6 Conversion "Tubby" 1977 MG MGB "Ole Yeller" 1979 MG MGB "Kermit" 1984 Chevrolet Corvette "The Green Weenie" 1994 Chevrolet S10 "Lil Red"	Posted: June 18, 2012 03:16PM Registered: 3 years ago Posts: 6,202

We're still kind of waiting for the one the green in one at a par five, ain't we?

Being a fantasy, of course, no law enforcement or dirty shoes comes into the picture.

Let me tell you the one about driving along in my "B", and the four wheel drive truck comes up behind with the lights on bright.

I slip my hand towards the toggle switch marked "BALL BEARING RELEASE"........... smiling bouncing smiley

Wayne Sanders
Rose Lodge, OR

"I don't care to belong to any club that accepts people like me"-joined Willamette Valley Club in 2011

77 MGB - Four tone paint - some kind of electronic ignition - hood props - cheap tires - new springs all around - mixture of poly and rubber bushings - original exhaust - fuzzy seatcovers - stereo out of old F150 pickup - virtually no rust - right front wrecked and semi well repaired - just about right for me!

78 MGB - Done right by a good PO, and I only bought it. Tell Jim how nice it is. But I did put in a Datsun 5 speed.

79/65 MGB - Tubby - Carmine Red - V-6 - T-5
Going to do this one more right, less rat rod!

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